Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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