You really coming over, don't trick.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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