You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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