i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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