I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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