the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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