I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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