Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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