We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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