I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Shame is for Republicans.
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