I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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