I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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