Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
