Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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