I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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