so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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