Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize