what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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