Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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