I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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