THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
