I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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