I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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