hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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