Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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