You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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