If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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