I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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