I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
