im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
