I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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