Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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