best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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