id be glad to
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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