I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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