Is it normal to miss your booty call?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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