I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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