i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize