I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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