I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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