Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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