What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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