would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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