You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
My cat gives me a boner
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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