): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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