There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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