Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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