Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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