Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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