Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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