It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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