is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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