He is an equal opportunity slut.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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