I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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