If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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