You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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