so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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