just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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