I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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